i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
