Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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