At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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