hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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