I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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