i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I deserve this hangover.
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