He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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