why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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