We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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