I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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