there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Randomize
