yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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