College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Randomize
