I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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