i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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