he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Barsexuality is the new black.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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