Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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