i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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