Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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