he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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