I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You should frame my arrest warrant.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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