it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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