She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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