Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
you will always have a special place in my vag
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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