We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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