Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my being single is dangerous.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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