he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I licked your asshole in confidence.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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