My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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