are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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