no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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