OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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