That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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