Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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