You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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