Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Randomize
