matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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