he wants to bone in the snuggie
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
she pinky promised me she was 18
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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