tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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