Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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