Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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