I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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