just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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