You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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