i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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