I feel great
I just peed on a car
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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