Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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