me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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