How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I just got carded by a ten year old.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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