another moral hangover. fuck.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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