how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
No subtext here. People are naked.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
My life is pants optional.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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