I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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