i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
