Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Randomize
