love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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