Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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