just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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